Liz: Is this fun for you?! Being difficult?!
Jenna: Oh, it is. I should have been doing it the whole time.
Liz: You have been, Jenna! You have always been difficult! You think Tracy gets special treatment?
Jenna: I don’t think, I know.
Liz: Yeah, well, I coddle the crap out of you too! Your online fan club, that’s me. I made Frank set that up as a punishment after he farted in my chair. And when you did that morning radio show the other week, every caller was me.
Liz: [bad Indian accent] I am loving all of your characters.
Jenna: Thanks for calling, Sanjay! I really believe in karma.
Liz: And this award you got… it’s a cookie! I don’t want to do this stuff but I have to because you’re so insecure you get jealous of babies for their soft skin!
Jenna: And how much attention they get.
Liz: I have lost years of my life taking care of you. I lie awake at night wondering what fresh hell tomorrow will bring. I don’t sleep, I don’t eat right… thanks to you and Tracy Jordan, mostly you.
Jenna: Oh, Liz, that’s all I wanted to hear!
but you’ll fight and you’ll make it through
you’ll fake it if you have to
Ja’mie skipped school today.
requested → scott mccall + demon au
"I will be back to take away more than your pain."